2016 NYSC BATCH A MOBILIZATION EXERCISES BEGIN

The University of Lagos website has announced the timetable for the 2016 NYSC Batch A. The announcement made is shown clearly below:

2016 NYSC BATCH A MOBILIZATION EXERCISES

The National Youth Service Corps has commenced the mobilization for the 2016 Batch “A” service year. The time-table for the mobilisation are as stated: S/N PROGRAMME DATE 1  2016 Batch “A” Pre-Mobilization Workshop 5th – 9th Jan. 2016                                          2 Briefing of Prospective Corps Members/Final year Students 12th – 16th Jan. 2016                                          3 Collation of Prospective Corps Members’ Data by CPIs 11th – 18th Jan. 2016                                          4 Submission/Uploading of Senate/Academic Board Approved Result for Full/Part-time Graduates and Revalidation list by Corps Producing Institutions (CPIs) 18th – 30th Jan. 2016                                           5 Uploading of corrected lists by Corps Producing Institutions(CPIs) 18th – 30th Jan. 2016                                          6 On-Line Registration by Foreign and Local Trained Nigerian Graduates 1st – 25th Feb. 2016                                          7 Entertainment of Complaints from Prospective Corps Members by the State Deployment & Relocation Officers and NYSC Help lines/Desks 1st – 27th Feb. 2016                                           8 On-Line Delivery of Print Outs to Corps Producing Institutions (CPI) 25th – 27th Feb. 2016                                          9 Deployment and Printing of Call-Up Letters by ICT Department 25th Feb. – 1st March 2016                                          10 Notification/On-line Printing of Call-Up Letters 27th Feb. – 2nd March 2016 11 2016 Batch “A” Orientation Course 2nd – 23rd March 2016 (Stream 1), 30th March –     20th April, 2016 (Stream 11)

The University of Lagos has been allocated 20 – 21st January 2016 to submit its list. Student Affairs Division request all relevant Units to render their support service earnestly so as to meet the time line for submission.

10 Funniest Quotes About Christmas You Have Not Heard

The holiday season is here, and for many, it is the season of joy and good cheer. Funny things happen at Christmas, below are some really funny quotes about Christmas:

Why is Christmas like a day at the office?
Because you do all the work, and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day – the birth of Santa?
– Bart Simpson (Matt Groening)

How is the Italian version of Christmas different?
One Jesus, one Mary, and 33 wise guys.

If you can’t wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.
– A Guy Named Kelly ‏@kellysdf

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
– Andy Borowitz

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
– Victor Borge


My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.
– Melanie White

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
– Dave Barry

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.
– Bridger Winegar

Do you know why so many people love Jesus? Without Jesus, no Christmas.
– Melanie White

Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.
– Melanie White

This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
– Guy Endore Kaiser