10 Funniest Quotes About Christmas You Have Not Heard

The holiday season is here, and for many, it is the season of joy and good cheer. Funny things happen at Christmas, below are some really funny quotes about Christmas:

Why is Christmas like a day at the office?
Because you do all the work, and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day – the birth of Santa?
– Bart Simpson (Matt Groening)

How is the Italian version of Christmas different?
One Jesus, one Mary, and 33 wise guys.

If you can’t wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.
– A Guy Named Kelly ‏@kellysdf

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
– Andy Borowitz

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
– Victor Borge


My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.
– Melanie White

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
– Dave Barry

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.
– Bridger Winegar

Do you know why so many people love Jesus? Without Jesus, no Christmas.
– Melanie White

Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.
– Melanie White

This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
– Guy Endore Kaiser