10 Funniest Quotes About Christmas You Have Not Heard

The holiday season is here, and for many, it is the season of joy and good cheer. Funny things happen at Christmas, below are some really funny quotes about Christmas:

Why is Christmas like a day at the office?
Because you do all the work, and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day – the birth of Santa?
– Bart Simpson (Matt Groening)

How is the Italian version of Christmas different?
One Jesus, one Mary, and 33 wise guys.

If you can’t wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.
– A Guy Named Kelly ‏@kellysdf

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
– Andy Borowitz

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
– Victor Borge


My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.
– Melanie White

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
– Dave Barry

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.
– Bridger Winegar

Do you know why so many people love Jesus? Without Jesus, no Christmas.
– Melanie White

Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.
– Melanie White

This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
– Guy Endore Kaiser

MTN Foundation Scholarship Scheme Pays Awardees N200,000 Each  (See Details)

23rd of December, 2015  just started like every other day but never ended like every other day especially for the beneficiaries of the MTN Foundation Scholarship.

The MTN Foundation Scholarship Scheme today proved to be the most organized faithful and fastest in delievering their promise.

At about 3:00pm today being 23rd December 2015,the phones of Nigerian Students who are beneficiaries of MTN Foundation Scholarship award kept vibrating from the alert from the alert in the Diamond Yello Accounts.
Many would ignore the message thinking it is the usual MTN advert of caller tune or Isaiah 4vs19 not knowing that same MTN just made them richer by a whooping sum of N200,000.
We spoke to one of them and here is what he has to say My name is Ajah Excel Anayo an old beneficiary of MTN Foundation Scholarship Award.
I know how it feels for fresh awardees on receipt of the first alert and this one came like a Christmas Gift to beneficiaries this year.
I concur with the MTN slogan “LIFE IS RICHER WITH MTN”…
I think the beneficiaries understand this…
All old, new and intending beneficiaries of the MTN Foudation Scholarship award are welcome to drop their comments in the box below… Beneficiaries are encouraged to invest their money well, this money can help you start something big on Campus or Home… Remember to show your parents and guidance some love.
If you want to show the admin some love too, do so by dropping a comment on this post or sending us your testimony
If we have helped you in any way to secure a scholarship, we will welcome a testimony from you and we will publish it to encourage others, kindly send your testimony on how we has been of help to you in securing a scholarship through information, past questions & Answers, tutorial, SMS Alert, email alert, FB Page etc.
I am James Ndubuisi O.… Jim Concept admin… I love you all..
Merry X-mass and Happy New Year in Advance..